As the title reads, it contains to the game that we all love and enjoy and sometimes hate. So please don't post anything here that isn't related. George and Ralph are two fish in the sea, George isn't too bright and has a mental challenges, loves to ask all sorts of questions and some of them don't even make any sense. Ralph is his buddy who protects George from others and or himself from harming himself or getting into harms way without paying much attention to his surroundings. The first Story goes as the Rift Continues......
George is swimming around and suddenly comes up to a blue circle like thing in the water, it looked like a whirlpool but it was standing straight up, blue in colour. George looks over at Ralph and asked. "What is that?" Ralph was like "what's what?" looking over at George. George says, " This blue thing. It looks like its sucking unwanted items into it and not coming out the other side. Ralph I'm scared. I don't know what It is.
Ralph shaking his head and then grins over at him. "My dear friend, that is a time warp. There is a Boss inside that time warp that you're suppose to gather a group and kill whatever is inside there. " George was like arching a brow and looking at the blue thing. " So, what you're saying that its a rift, something that cuts open through time and space? " Ralph was like shaking his head slightly up and down as if he was saying yea. " Yea, that's about right actually. So, we should go and find some friends and go have some fun, eh? "George smiled at him and nods. "Oh wait, but.. Is this the place where I hear people say you're not naked dumb *** before taking a Rift you should get naked. Why? I'm confused. " Ralph laughs and shook his head again and said.
Out of due respect people like to get naked to make it easier for you to kill them so you can get some prizes to help out your character. But, as you said. Some folks lack respect towards each other and hog up the Rift and make it three times harder than it usually is, and when that happens, George. The one in the rift gain's experience. George was like Ohhh, Ok. I get it now.. Lets go find some friends and pray that someone is naked and we kill the boss to get some pressies. I like pressies, George said.
George is swimming around and suddenly comes up to a blue circle like thing in the water, it looked like a whirlpool but it was standing straight up, blue in colour. George looks over at Ralph and asked. "What is that?" Ralph was like "what's what?" looking over at George. George says, " This blue thing. It looks like its sucking unwanted items into it and not coming out the other side. Ralph I'm scared. I don't know what It is.
Ralph shaking his head and then grins over at him. "My dear friend, that is a time warp. There is a Boss inside that time warp that you're suppose to gather a group and kill whatever is inside there. " George was like arching a brow and looking at the blue thing. " So, what you're saying that its a rift, something that cuts open through time and space? " Ralph was like shaking his head slightly up and down as if he was saying yea. " Yea, that's about right actually. So, we should go and find some friends and go have some fun, eh? "George smiled at him and nods. "Oh wait, but.. Is this the place where I hear people say you're not naked dumb *** before taking a Rift you should get naked. Why? I'm confused. " Ralph laughs and shook his head again and said.
Out of due respect people like to get naked to make it easier for you to kill them so you can get some prizes to help out your character. But, as you said. Some folks lack respect towards each other and hog up the Rift and make it three times harder than it usually is, and when that happens, George. The one in the rift gain's experience. George was like Ohhh, Ok. I get it now.. Lets go find some friends and pray that someone is naked and we kill the boss to get some pressies. I like pressies, George said.
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