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  • R2Games Facts

    Feel free to add your own facts, but keep respect in your facts.

    - Every game has a blonde girl with very long hair holding a staff, an angry brunette that probably has a crush on you and an evil-looking NPC.
    - You are the chosen one, with a strenght nobody has ever seen ever before.
    - Your very first mission will be to save a vulnerable-looking girl.
    - The aforementioned vulnerable girl is either a beautiful princess or a goddess, you will never save a commoner.
    - One of your NPC friends WILL betray you.
    - One of the bosses is being coherced into being evil.
    - One of the enemies will turn to your side and become a helping hand.
    - A legendary NPC is necessarily related to the Blacksmith.
    - If not, then it is the blacksmith.
    - If not, it's someone the blacksmith admires.
    - Click here to enchant your equipment.
    - You will not be able to keep up with the cost to upgrade your skills and equipments.
    - If you are then you will only level up once per millennium.
    - If you recharge too soon you will lose an amazing offer released necessarily ONE DAY after you do.
    - If you recharge too late lots of awesome items will be removed ONE SECOND before you recharge.
    - 99% of chance means "almost never fail". 98% of chance means "Try 128318731836132518481 times and you will still fail them all".
    - The only thing mankind hates more than Adolf Hitler is the RNG used in the games.
    - Chuck Norris once played Blade Hunter. He reforged all the equipments in his char without using Reforge Stones.
    - If you lag you have to refresh the game.
    - If you lag too much you have to refresh the game just so you can refresh the game.
    - If a game promises cool looks and awesome clothes, then it probably has very little vestments whatsoever.
    - If a game promises lots of combats, it's a point-and-click game.
    - Constantly spinning a wheel with 2% chance of win is faster, better and smarter than constantly spinning a wheel with 99% chance.
    - You will fail even if your chances are 100%
    - You will fail even if your chances are 105%
    - You will fail even if your chances are 9,001%
    - "If I fail this I will never play this game again" is a set of magic words that make you instantly win everything.
    - "Hey, I'm not lagging today" is the best way to rocket your ping to the moon.
    - "I hope I don't lag in World Boss" can save you from any trials you face in court, because nobody can be that innocent.
    - Each time you blink Wartune gains a new server.
    - While you are loading Wartune's new server, League of Angels gains a new server.
    - Each time you blink you use Stamina.
    - According to Dragonpals' logic, the secret to be a powerful warrior is to run in circles.
    - Using your powers in the city is strictly forbidden, yet nobody cares if you run around with a gigantic sword.
    - No matter how badly injured you get in combat, all your wounds will instantly heal in the exact moment you are done with the fight.
    - If you kill a goblin he might drop a powerful weapon that can explode planets with its power.
    - It is possible to plant fruits that will have thousands of gold/silver coins inside it.
    - If you check in daily god will throw items from the sky on your head.
    - The princess is a spoiled brat, and nobles are dorks.
    - Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.

    More to come later.
    Permanently retired from all R2Games.

  • #2
    Sounds "completely" accurate in most games. Eternal Saga isn't one...
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