Letter to Santa

[R210859511]

I wrote to Santa and asked for only 3 things
1) a new bike
2) that it snows in hell
3) for this game to work properly with no lag or bugs

Santa wrote back
he said what colour bike would I like
he's lending his sleigh to the devil so he can get to work after he's finished using it
but as for the game working properly with no lag or bugs he said nope sorry I don't do miracles

[Buuurman]

Hahahaha, good one.

[Meikura001]

Letter to Santa

I, too, wrote to Santa with the following:

1. Get me off this God forsaking rock!
2. Put things the way they are in the world.
3. Put things the way they are in the game.

However, he wrote me back (that old geriatric c*expletive* of a t*expletive* waffle!):

1. Interstellar travel hasn't been invented yet despite what you see on movies; the shuttle program is scrapped; and Virgin Galactic has yet to resolve their issues.
2. What timeline are you trying to go back into? I can only do so much; the rest, it's gone for good with advancements in technology and methods.
3. Developers lost the backup copy since they don't have backup drives/servers; there is no "revert" feature. Sorry.

[Arlad]

Santa: Tell me your wish and i will make it come true.
Me: I want a pet Dragon.
Santa: Please wish for something more realistic.
Me: I want wartune to be lag-free.
Santa: ...
Santa: What color is the Dragon you want?