Time to time, I would take a visit to this section to see what was written in hiding. These souls do not have the guts to leave their names or even participate in a constructive discussion. While I could wait for the feature to show who's been leaving such funny (and yet tasteless) comments, who to say I cannot have fun with them, right?
This begins the gauntlet (on the firing line):
- To the one that left the "stop complaining" remark, you're probably one of those who complained that it took a long time to load because you either have dial up for an internet connection or you were streaming stuff while on dial up (no offense to dial up folks as it was my first connection to the internet as well). For a guy, as myself, that runs at 60 MBPs, I find this as remedial as it is a work-around to probably something their end that they should have fixed in the first place instead of fixing non-essential items that had me go into the Jean Luc Picard face palm position. At least find a pair within you to put forth more in why I should not complain and I will consider. And the capital letters do not do you any justice, either.
- To the one that left the "whatever, no one cares" remark, do your pants spontaneously combust now that it's a lie and you've cared enough to leave me this comment? Time to get a fresh pair. Two words: Wal-Mart, Two Syllables: Target.
- Arena matching, meh. Moving on.
- To the one that left the "git gud, or buy a new toaster" remark, what are you? 3 years old? My niece (who is 6 by the way) can spell better than you and probably could speak better than you. Can I interest you in a spell checker? And what's with the obsession with a toaster? You know what, never mind that I had asked that, I do not want to know, you pervert! I guess now everyone should hide their toasters from this person. No telling what might happen to them. I am putting mine away in a locked cabinet after I am finished with this post.
- To the one that left the "no one cares" remark, wonder if you are the same person as the previous or if that person is a parrot repeating off you. While I cannot give you a new pair of pants since you cared enough to drop me that comment, perhaps a cracker for each would be better. I will call you Paulie and the other Polly.
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