no matter how we plan, something always seems to go wrong in spire to keep us from getting past lvl8. someone always lags out when its their turn to ult the boss (has happened to me a few times), we overkill the boss and end up with 30 seconds of cd left when we need to kill the last bar, or someone doesn't understand the concept of what you have to do to remove the buffs from the bosses after 5. it can be infuriating but after i've calmed down a bit, it's usually been hilariously funny in retrospect. day before yesterday we had such a huge comedy of errors it's a wonder we made it to level 7, but we did.
what's your funniest spire story of failure?
day before yesterday, my archer buddy and i decided to take a couple of people with us who were about 10k br lower than us (we're both at 50k br, i'm a knight). we spent more time than usual deciding who would do what when, but we managed to reach an understanding (or so we thought) and went in. bosses 1 & two were uneventful (as they should be unless you're not even trying) and we were into boss 3 and things looked good...but the mage was...auto-attacking? not a big deal since i was tanking and boss 3 doesn't really do much damage...except for the fact that miss mage was supposed to ult boss 3's last bar. when it finally dawned on us that she had dced, we tried to get the other archer to vulcan and ult instead but... oh well...we'll get em next time. my archer buddy was up for this ult and i was his backup in case he didn't crit. i'm not really paying attention to chat because i'm using my mental powers trying to hurry up the cd on my dd (which worked, suprisingly), and just as the timer on my dd hit "0" i looked up expecting to see the little red shield appear above my archer buddy but... had i been paying attention to chat i'd have noticed that archer buddy was too busy chewing out little archer to notice that it was his turn to ult...
needless to say, that run was a bust...
what's your funniest spire story of failure?
day before yesterday, my archer buddy and i decided to take a couple of people with us who were about 10k br lower than us (we're both at 50k br, i'm a knight). we spent more time than usual deciding who would do what when, but we managed to reach an understanding (or so we thought) and went in. bosses 1 & two were uneventful (as they should be unless you're not even trying) and we were into boss 3 and things looked good...but the mage was...auto-attacking? not a big deal since i was tanking and boss 3 doesn't really do much damage...except for the fact that miss mage was supposed to ult boss 3's last bar. when it finally dawned on us that she had dced, we tried to get the other archer to vulcan and ult instead but... oh well...we'll get em next time. my archer buddy was up for this ult and i was his backup in case he didn't crit. i'm not really paying attention to chat because i'm using my mental powers trying to hurry up the cd on my dd (which worked, suprisingly), and just as the timer on my dd hit "0" i looked up expecting to see the little red shield appear above my archer buddy but... had i been paying attention to chat i'd have noticed that archer buddy was too busy chewing out little archer to notice that it was his turn to ult...
needless to say, that run was a bust...
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