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A X'mas Carol Scrooge and Wartune.

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  • A X'mas Carol Scrooge and Wartune.

    Scrooge as everyone knows is uber rich in the show A x'mas carol.

    Well what happens when he plays wartune?

    He makes a knight, 2 archer and a mage and employed 4 secretaries to play his account for him, while he stands behind them with his hand on his waist , growling out orders.

    Well obviously, he owns c/w, does tok Hard, since he doesnt believe in stripping for BR.

    One day Donald Duck's nephew who plays wartune told Scrooge to strip for tok daily, so that they can clear it.

    Scrooge who is a believer in democratic society and a staunch Republican believes that if they should do TOK , they should clear it with their own effort.

    Now Donald Duck's nephew , let's call him Micro Duck, has a few other friends playing wartune namely nanoduck, picoduck, miniduck, tinyduck, having about 20k br avg at lvl 64 trying to do TOK NM daily.

    So they put up a petition and asked everyone to boycott Scrooge until he strips daily for TOK NM.

    And strip, Scrooge did.

    However, little did they know that when the top 16 and 20 were stripping naked every night, it gave room for others to get stronger, so much so that they could reach the top 16.

    Suddenly any donaldduck, mickeymouse, pinkpanthers were capable of getting into top 16, and the issue now wasnt about stripping but stripping at 3:15am , if they do it earlier like 11pm before they sleep, then others might overtake them in the ranking and some unknown will spoil the TOK.

    It started out as a snowball where the top 16 had to strip daily, but it became a nightmare where everyone had to strip in case the top 16 guys strip too early and had their ranking on the cross server overtaken, resulting in someone with their equipment on.

    It was initially an issue of 40k br trying to clear TOK hard so that they can clear TOK NM at 50k br.

    However when everyone had all the insignias and their lvl 70 legends, the gap between the top 100 became close.

    TOK became a dreg for poor Scrooge where he has to set alarm clock at 3:15am daily to wake up and strip
    and put on his equip thereafter a few hours later.

    Soon others like Scrooge were boycotted too for not stripping, there was going to be a huge wave of people from s400+ to s500+ with 20k br at lvl 60 who need others to strip to help them to do TOK NM.
    Last edited by R21577189; 12-29-2013, 01:09 AM.
    62996
    Five Sylphs for the Heros in wartune,
    Two for the Whales in their deep blue ocean,
    Three for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Big Whales on their dark throne
    In the Land of Wartune where the heroes lie.
    One sylph to crush them all, One sylph to kill mobs,
    One sylph to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Wartune where the Moby duck lie."

  • #2
    I want stripteases and lap dance from top 16.

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    • #3
      Drama Queen.
      "… Stupid people do stupid things.
      Smart people outsmart each other.
      Then themselves! Then themselves! …"

      CondorHero status: ██
      TheGuardingDark status: ██
      senadbasic status: ██
      oxykotton status: ██

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MrPunkinHead View Post
        Drama Queen.
        korean drama are the rage these days.
        62996
        Five Sylphs for the Heros in wartune,
        Two for the Whales in their deep blue ocean,
        Three for Mortal Men doomed to die,
        One for the Big Whales on their dark throne
        In the Land of Wartune where the heroes lie.
        One sylph to crush them all, One sylph to kill mobs,
        One sylph to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
        In the Land of Wartune where the Moby duck lie."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by R21577189 View Post
          He makes a knight, 2 archer and a mage and employed 4 secretaries to play his account for him
          Assuming this is based on a real scenario...

          Scrooge should be more careful about using your account to post drama on the forums.

          As you just admitted that Scrooge shared his account details...
          Originally posted by CreamySaucepan
          You are just a freakozoid... Monster of Frankenstein meets Jabba the Hutt... Frabba the Huttstein... :P
          Originally posted by CreamySaucepan
          Behind every fat Space Slug is a blood thirsty sociopath urging it on.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by GingerTheHutt View Post
            Assuming this is based on a real scenario...

            Scrooge should be more careful about using your account to post drama on the forums.

            As you just admitted that Scrooge shared his account details...
            luckily this is just a fictitious story.
            62996
            Five Sylphs for the Heros in wartune,
            Two for the Whales in their deep blue ocean,
            Three for Mortal Men doomed to die,
            One for the Big Whales on their dark throne
            In the Land of Wartune where the heroes lie.
            One sylph to crush them all, One sylph to kill mobs,
            One sylph to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
            In the Land of Wartune where the Moby duck lie."

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            • #7
              I'll be frank here, your topics getting annoying. I know you dont like people begging for top br guys to strip, but you don't have to make a new topic about it once or twice every GoshDang week.
              Last edited by Arlad; 12-29-2013, 06:12 AM. Reason: editing censored word
              Originally posted by Wraithraiser
              Welcome to R2 forums. Where quality is nonexistent and quantity is only measured in the number of whines a single day can produce.

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              • #8
                I think R21577189 is a funny guy.
                Officially retired from Wartune and Forums.
                [No longer logging in]

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                • #9
                  I like this scrooge version

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MrPunkinHead View Post
                    Drama Queen.
                    I second this.

                    Also, your story has plot inconsistencies. How does boycotting exist in this game, and why is it a penalty that Scrooge would care about? Why would Scrooge need to wake up at 3:15 am to strip when you establish at the beginning of the story that he employs 4 people to run his toons? Wouldn't stripping the gear off the toons at 3:15 am be included in their duties? Why is the petition for Scrooge to strip for ToK NM when it was said that he only does ToK Hard? It said he doesn't believe in stripping, not that he doesn't believe in taking advantage of others stripping, so it's logical to assume his toons are ToK Hard toons, not the ToK NM toons, thus what his nephew really wants is for Hard to strip so that he and his friends can get to the already-stripping ToK NM. You then later state that it was initially an issue of 40k BRs trying to clear ToK Hard..........after setting it up as 20k BRs trying to clear ToK Hard. And after trying to make it about 40k BRs......you then go back and make it about 20k BRs.

                    TL;DR version - You're a great drama queen but you suck at writing stories to illustrate your point.

                    And do people seriously believe this is about 20k nooblets at level 64 (which would be grossly overleveled/underpowered)? I believe it's more about the 70k-90k BR crowd, the ones who were just getting strong enough to clear ToK Hard under their own power before sylphs hit the scene. The top players went purple Apollo out of the gate and that was that. So now, they just want NM access, like they were on track to get before. That's why you tend to see more "ToK Hard won't strip EVER!" complaints than "OMG ToK NM didn't strip today!" complaints.

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                    • #11
                      wait, 50k br can do TOK NM? what?

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                      • #12
                        OP has a fetish for low BR lol.
                        Player Class: Archer
                        Battle Rating : 162k+


                        ^ Manly purple!

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                        • #13
                          im quite sure he is talking about high br...

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