The following plan has been devised in order to counter the threat of the wartune hollocaust. In order to do this, we will suffer heavy losses but in the end, our efforts will be well worth it.
PROBLEM: We are getting events that not everybody can benefit from. We want events that the noncashers and newer servers can take a part in. yes it is fair that the cashers and older servers get more but the large number of others should at least have a chance to get something.
SOLUTION: We must convince the developers to bring back unlimited events like the old love thy mount event
PROCESS:In order to accomplish, this we must assasinate Zebq(Hitler) and Pipster(Hitlers wife)
DETAILS: the squadron will execute the plan 1 hour before class wars on thursday 3-20-14. The army will consist of the noncashers acting as meatshields, the low cashers acting as the main force, the medium cashers acting as the snipers, the high cashers acting as the special force, the whales acting as the hack force, and ultimately the forum troll Condorhero acting as commander in chief. First, the task force ill infiltrate the building and assasinate any Elite Club Members(Nazis) nearby. The hack force will then hack into their accounts to steal the balens. Due to the large number and balens in their accounts(expressed in exponential notation) and the fact that they are recharging before class wars to max everything, the operation may take up to 3 hours. During these 3 hours when they are in the middle of group arena, we must enter through the air vent to avoid suspicion and kill from above. The next step will be crucial. We will create a fake uber whale account for them to fight and they will rage quit after seeing the 200k crit delphic on them. During the time that they are banging their head on the wall and recharging another 100k balens, you will take action, making them unable to participate in class wars.
RESULT:As a result of seeing their piggy banks dead, the developers will make more unlimited events and everyone will be happy
NOTE:This file is kept top secret and no one from r2/pro city will be able to see it. We ask that all participating members makes sure that it does not get onto the forums in any way, even if it means risking that 100k gold you get after a years worth of playing. If all fails, omega squad reassemble at the base and await punishment.
IF ALL FAILS, WARTUNE WILL FOREVER BE RULED BY THE CASHERS!!!!
therefore, fight for that measley 1 star white sylph, fight for that 30k br at level 80, and fight for that 100 bound balens.
AND MAY CondorHero bring us to victory!!!
PROBLEM: We are getting events that not everybody can benefit from. We want events that the noncashers and newer servers can take a part in. yes it is fair that the cashers and older servers get more but the large number of others should at least have a chance to get something.
SOLUTION: We must convince the developers to bring back unlimited events like the old love thy mount event
PROCESS:In order to accomplish, this we must assasinate Zebq(Hitler) and Pipster(Hitlers wife)
DETAILS: the squadron will execute the plan 1 hour before class wars on thursday 3-20-14. The army will consist of the noncashers acting as meatshields, the low cashers acting as the main force, the medium cashers acting as the snipers, the high cashers acting as the special force, the whales acting as the hack force, and ultimately the forum troll Condorhero acting as commander in chief. First, the task force ill infiltrate the building and assasinate any Elite Club Members(Nazis) nearby. The hack force will then hack into their accounts to steal the balens. Due to the large number and balens in their accounts(expressed in exponential notation) and the fact that they are recharging before class wars to max everything, the operation may take up to 3 hours. During these 3 hours when they are in the middle of group arena, we must enter through the air vent to avoid suspicion and kill from above. The next step will be crucial. We will create a fake uber whale account for them to fight and they will rage quit after seeing the 200k crit delphic on them. During the time that they are banging their head on the wall and recharging another 100k balens, you will take action, making them unable to participate in class wars.
RESULT:As a result of seeing their piggy banks dead, the developers will make more unlimited events and everyone will be happy
NOTE:This file is kept top secret and no one from r2/pro city will be able to see it. We ask that all participating members makes sure that it does not get onto the forums in any way, even if it means risking that 100k gold you get after a years worth of playing. If all fails, omega squad reassemble at the base and await punishment.
IF ALL FAILS, WARTUNE WILL FOREVER BE RULED BY THE CASHERS!!!!
therefore, fight for that measley 1 star white sylph, fight for that 30k br at level 80, and fight for that 100 bound balens.
AND MAY CondorHero bring us to victory!!!
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