The following plan has been devised in order to counter the threat of the wartune hollocaust. In order to do this, we will suffer heavy losses but in the end, our efforts will be well worth it.
PROBLEM: We are getting events that not everybody can benefit from. We want events that the noncashers and newer servers can take a part in. yes it is fair that the cashers and older servers get more but the large number of others should at least have a chance to get something.
SOLUTION: We must convince the developers to bring back unlimited events like the old love thy mount event
PROCESS:In order to accomplish, this we must assasinate Zebq(Hitler) and Pipster(Hitlers wife)
DETAILS: the squadron will execute the plan 1 hour before class wars on thursday 3-20-14. The army will consist of the noncashers acting as meatshields, the low cashers acting as the main force, the medium cashers acting as the snipers, the high cashers acting as the special force, the whales acting as the hack force, and ultimately the forum troll Condorhero acting as commander in chief. First, the task force ill infiltrate the building and assasinate any Elite Club Members(Nazis) nearby. The hack force will then hack into their accounts to steal the balens. Due to the large number and balens in their accounts(expressed in exponential notation) and the fact that they are recharging before class wars to max everything, the operation may take up to 3 hours. During these 3 hours when they are in the middle of group arena, we must enter through the air vent to avoid suspicion and kill from above. The next step will be crucial. We will create a fake uber whale account for them to fight and they will rage quit after seeing the 200k crit delphic on them. During the time that they are banging their head on the wall and recharging another 100k balens, you will take action, making them unable to participate in class wars.
RESULT:As a result of seeing their piggy banks dead, the developers will make more unlimited events and everyone will be happy
NOTE:This file is kept top secret and no one from r2/pro city will be able to see it. We ask that all participating members makes sure that it does not get onto the forums in any way, even if it means risking that 100k gold you get after a years worth of playing. If all fails, omega squad reassemble at the base and await punishment.
IF ALL FAILS, WARTUNE WILL FOREVER BE RULED BY THE CASHERS!!!!
therefore, fight for that measley 1 star white sylph, fight for that 30k br at level 80, and fight for that 100 bound balens.
AND MAY CondorHero bring us to victory!!!
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Hahahahahaha, very funny. Just, it might be offensive calling zebq and Pipster hitler and his wife... -
Really the Nazi's were the the correct anecdote here, as they were robbing and stealing from anyone. Jews took the brunt of it. But when it came to money for its war machine it cared little of who it took it from.Originally posted by tweaknow View Post
To OP this is some funny stuff man. Love it
I wasn't aware they had Alternative Marriages back then thoLeave a comment:
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In historical conception and in verry hypothetical speaking R2 would be the golddiggers, in that time era that would be the jews (according to some ppl's believes but still a general assumption at that time...) , so this comparison for Zebq being Hitler wouldnt be right its even wrong.
Its funny btw that a communist country would give power to the big cashers...
its time to quit... really ppl quit playing go somewhere else and best to a game without a forum.
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lmao dude... we dont even know they stopped unlimited events... everyone is just crying cus they arent coming fast enoughLeave a comment:
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who is your commander? bring me to him/her! ^_^Originally posted by ancienthug View PostLeave a comment:
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This is such a lousy plan tbh. A better plan will be to hack PCity's servers and bank accounts and drain them dry before changing the upcoming events to unlimited ones with event pieces. Then put all mounts and sylphs orange grade in exchange list for 1 event piece each: sepulchrums 1k for each event piece, SC 10k per event piece, 100m gold per event piece, 100m kyanite per event piece, 100m daru per event piece, all the diff types of cloths (helm, armor, weapon and wing per bundle) for 1 event piece each, 1k good luck charms for 1 event piece each, 10k whips per event piece, 1k insignia per event piece and 1k crypt token per event piece. Then encrypt the data to be unmodifiable with a 1000 lvl encryption lock (need to break 1000 passwords (min 99 chars which includes at least 1 capital letter, 1 non-alphanumeric character, 1alphanumeric char and 1 ascii symbol for each password) to unlock the data for editing). Then use their accounts to send the data to R2 to implement in next month's event. Then everyone will be able to get lv 9 clothings, max lv mount stats, lv 80 soul engrave, lv 10 red astrals, orange max enchanted sylphs of all types, max academy, max troop enlight for all troops. Then all those lv campers have no reason to camp lv since everyone will be same stats at same lvl. Only difference is cashers will be buying gems while non-cashers stuck with lower lvl gems =P (especially those who haven't clear necro enough times to get lv 10 n 11 gem transposers)Leave a comment:
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dont doubt our commander in chief rookie, he can make anything happenLeave a comment:
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'We will create a fake uber whale account for them to fight and they will rage quit after seeing the 200k crit delphic on them', thsi might work actually. find 100 people to recharge the same uber account which will make it much stronger than any other. the real whales will be so fustrated that they'll quit
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