The secret to Wartune!

[R215546547]

After playing for what feels like years, I believe I finally found the secret to this game. It will improve your gameplay experience and costs no balens to do! gasp

Just watch this video (1080p) and you shall see. Skip to 3:00 for the good part.

[Eskendal]

You know, noobs like you quit everyday. You think anyone care?

[CondorHero]

True story.. no one cares. Byebye.

[R215546547]

I don't want your pity. I want to spread my knowledge. Don't be sad for me, be happy! I'm happy.

The trap can be escaped my friend.

You know, noobs like you quit everyday. You think anyone care?

What makes my knowledge masterful is that I know how its done. You must destroy all desire to return. Trust me, I performed science and the results confirmed it.

[Eskendal]

What makes my knowledge masterful is that I know how its done. You must destroy all desire to return. Trust me, I performed science and the results confirmed it.

Are you in a sect or something?

[CondorHero]

Yeah I know that.

[R215546547]

Are you in a sect or something?

Perhaps... we are few but we are strong.




I lied its just me. But I have the last remaining knowledge of those who preceded me. I must carry their word.

True story.. no one cares. Byebye.

Just thought I'd point out how hilarious (borderline mentally disabled) it is that you say nobody cares about me quitting when you have your character retirement date in your sig. Gave me quite a chuckle, thank you <3

[DeathTh3Kid]

I honestly don't understand this, the point to wartune is to quit, but make a video while doing it, and post it on forums? Right... Enjoy your life

[CondorHero]

Just thought I'd point out how hilarious (borderline mentally disabled) it is that you say nobody cares about me quitting when you have your character retirement date in your sig. Gave me quite a chuckle, thank you <3

But who are you compared to me?

[R215546547]

I honestly don't understand this, the point to wartune is to quit, but make a video while doing it, and post it on forums? Right... Enjoy your life

I shall, thank you

I simply thought that I would spread some friendly knowledge to those in need. I want to be a helpful person.

If you follow my tips or not, enjoy your life as well. May it be long and pleasant.

But who are you compared to me?

I am me and you are you. Don't ask pointless questions sir.

*Some random gibberish*

I just did science and verified that your mental capacity is no greater than that of an avocado. I wish your brain the fastest of evolutionary prowess.

EDIT: May many beautiful pixies find their way to your skull so that they may give your brain the most sensational of massages. (I want to emphasize the desire at which I truly want your brain to prosper.)

[Arlad]

I am me and you are you. Don't ask pointless questions sir.

"I am thou... Thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I cometh... I am the one who dwells in the rift between human consciousness and unconsciousness. I am you. You are me... I am always within you, watching over you. Farewell..."

[R215546547]

"I am thou... Thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I cometh... I am the one who dwells in the rift between human consciousness and unconsciousness. I am you. You are me... I am always within you, watching over you. Farewell..."

I like you. You seem fun. Most people here seem uptight enough to rupture a spleen. Not you. This is good.

Never played the game you referenced, but I like you just the same.

Edit: I've seen that avatar before many times, and yet you fooled me anyway. I almost punched a hole in my monitor.

[jamesbacmon]

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He/She will regret when the hangover is over !

[ibzc00]

So much hate over someone quitting!

Enjoy your retirement, no need to troll forums 24/7 tho, like Wartunes most famous retiree!

[Carassimira]

After playing for what feels like years, I believe I finally found the secret to this game. It will improve your gameplay experience and costs no balens to do! gasp

Just watch this video (1080p) and you shall see. Skip to 3:00 for the good part.

where in the name of shenlong is the volume -_-