Tis the night before Xmas
Tis the night before Xmas and all thru the house
lingered the smell of smoke fumes and the fire finally out
Mod memorylane giggled, " that was such fun"
R2 Stormaggedon grumbled" the eggs are now soggy and the water overdone"
From behind R2 EDO, many eyes did appear
Mod memorylane and her cooking, most of R2 did fear
GM zeus roared with laughter, nay, I will handle this
And from under his bed, did he pull a week old haggis
R2 Summer and R2 Alice shook their heads, placing faces in hands
Tis is meant to be christmas, a time for families and for clans
For us to laugh and smile and share gifts and dine on a feast
But now we have a turkey that looks like R2 normans feet
R2 Abby carefully looked at the rice in the bowl
Then quietly she went to find a shovel and dig a hole
Mod Cafeaulait said at least we still have coffee
she looked at the melted coffee pot and decided to have tea
Mod kitwritten smiled, seeing the need for xmas cheer
Tho everybody looked for the tornado as his singing filled the air
Mod chronus did cheer as Mod orlene stood to say
Get pizza and get KFC, give the bill to R2 to pay
Suddenly from nowhere a crash at the door
There appeared 10k players covering the floor
Never fear, dear staffies, we love you all and we care
we bring you gifts and drinks and fine dining fare..
Csm Pat grinned, " that is my players, of them I am so fond"
For when I drunk too much eggnogg, they laid me out on the lawn
Mod shadow doubled up with laughter, happy with glee
Til damp and wetness covered his pants, glad it was not me
From outside the house, came the sound of a angelic choir
As many voices rang out, distracting people from the r2 kitchen fire
SGM aphrodite and SGM athena led the carolers in song
and nay a word was spoken about how all the choruses were wrong
* Jingle bells, what the hell, there was flames coming from the roof
The windows broke, there was lots of smoke and firetrucks in our way... hey
Jingle bells, don't have a cow, SGM Ares will get us all fed
it will be such fun to see what he gets done, and without making such a mess ... hey *
R2 HP arrived from the darkness, riding in a sled
Pulled along by a Vet team, santa hats on their heads
Go VetTerra, VetSerrin, VetScorp and VetEbb
Onward, VetFlame, VetWolf, VetLyre and VetObby...
From the back of the sled, came a almightly loud cry
"Merry christmas to all R2 staff, from all the players and I "
Standing proudly by santas sack, surrounded by Vet Elves
Tis Santa himself, handing out gifts, " come help yourselves "
SO to all a merry christmas, holidays and much fun
Celebrate the last year with us and enjoy what we have done...
Share with us, the events and updates of the new year..
And ring the fire dept again because you care......
Merry Christmas from the R2 staff, mods and vets to all our players....
Tis the night before Xmas and all thru the house
lingered the smell of smoke fumes and the fire finally out
Mod memorylane giggled, " that was such fun"
R2 Stormaggedon grumbled" the eggs are now soggy and the water overdone"
From behind R2 EDO, many eyes did appear
Mod memorylane and her cooking, most of R2 did fear
GM zeus roared with laughter, nay, I will handle this
And from under his bed, did he pull a week old haggis
R2 Summer and R2 Alice shook their heads, placing faces in hands
Tis is meant to be christmas, a time for families and for clans
For us to laugh and smile and share gifts and dine on a feast
But now we have a turkey that looks like R2 normans feet
R2 Abby carefully looked at the rice in the bowl
Then quietly she went to find a shovel and dig a hole
Mod Cafeaulait said at least we still have coffee
she looked at the melted coffee pot and decided to have tea
Mod kitwritten smiled, seeing the need for xmas cheer
Tho everybody looked for the tornado as his singing filled the air
Mod chronus did cheer as Mod orlene stood to say
Get pizza and get KFC, give the bill to R2 to pay
Suddenly from nowhere a crash at the door
There appeared 10k players covering the floor
Never fear, dear staffies, we love you all and we care
we bring you gifts and drinks and fine dining fare..
Csm Pat grinned, " that is my players, of them I am so fond"
For when I drunk too much eggnogg, they laid me out on the lawn
Mod shadow doubled up with laughter, happy with glee
Til damp and wetness covered his pants, glad it was not me
From outside the house, came the sound of a angelic choir
As many voices rang out, distracting people from the r2 kitchen fire
SGM aphrodite and SGM athena led the carolers in song
and nay a word was spoken about how all the choruses were wrong
* Jingle bells, what the hell, there was flames coming from the roof
The windows broke, there was lots of smoke and firetrucks in our way... hey
Jingle bells, don't have a cow, SGM Ares will get us all fed
it will be such fun to see what he gets done, and without making such a mess ... hey *
R2 HP arrived from the darkness, riding in a sled
Pulled along by a Vet team, santa hats on their heads
Go VetTerra, VetSerrin, VetScorp and VetEbb
Onward, VetFlame, VetWolf, VetLyre and VetObby...
From the back of the sled, came a almightly loud cry
"Merry christmas to all R2 staff, from all the players and I "
Standing proudly by santas sack, surrounded by Vet Elves
Tis Santa himself, handing out gifts, " come help yourselves "
SO to all a merry christmas, holidays and much fun
Celebrate the last year with us and enjoy what we have done...
Share with us, the events and updates of the new year..
And ring the fire dept again because you care......
Merry Christmas from the R2 staff, mods and vets to all our players....
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