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The difference between horses and husbands

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  • The difference between horses and husbands

    (yeah I know I probably am abusing the post a new thread button xD)

    -I was never the original creator of this, copied from other forums with permission-

    The difference between horses and husbands

    Good Things About Husbands:

    Husbands are less expensive to shoe.

    Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.

    A lame husband can still work.

    A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked.

    Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.

    They're better able to understand puns.

    If they're playing hard to catch you *may* be able to run them down on foot.

    They know their name.

    They pay their own bills.

    They apologize when they step on your toes.

    They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle.

    They don't panic, yelling and running all through the house when you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)

    For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.

    Men rarely pee in the middle of the bed day in and day out.

    Men don't usually trample their dinner into their beds, or eat the bedding.

    You don't have to bolt the door every time you leave them for a few minutes
    to stop them running back to their friends.

    The Horse's Advantage:

    If they don't work out you can sell them.

    They don't come with in-laws.

    You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.

    You never have to iron their saddle pads.

    If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.

    They smell good when they sweat.

    You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.

    It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".

    You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.

    They don't want their turn at the computer.

    They turn white with age, but not bald.

    They learn to accept restraint.

    They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.

    Your horse will not think a new pair of shoes every month is excessive

    Your horse will be glad of the company if you go shopping for another one, and your friends will approve of you keeping more than one, as this is more natural
    If I post something really weird that makes no sense whatsoever it means I'm not mentally there at the time I post it (probably sleep deprived)

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  • #2
    HAHAHAHHAHA lols! rofl. cant stop laughing.
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    • #3
      I like this one...

      Originally posted by Chelsia View Post
      You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.
      and love:

      Originally posted by Chelsia View Post
      Your horse will not think a new pair of shoes every month is excessive

      Your horse will be glad of the company if you go shopping for another one, and your friends will approve of you keeping more than one, as this is more natural
      TO BE INSPIRED IS GREAT...
      TO INSPIRE IS INCREDIBLE!
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      • #4
        *gasps* Talk About the Devil, And the Devil C-C-C-OMES!


        Ahhh btw, the boys better stay out of this thread :P
        If I post something really weird that makes no sense whatsoever it means I'm not mentally there at the time I post it (probably sleep deprived)

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        • #5
          Is there a "Natural husband care" too? hahaha *head on desk*
          TO BE INSPIRED IS GREAT...
          TO INSPIRE IS INCREDIBLE!
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          • #6
            These forums need a "like" button.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by R2CS_Amanda View Post
              These forums need a "like" button.
              really? *O* *stares at the like button that will come out one day* I will spam it!!!!! xP
              But yeah that would save me a whole lot of trouble instead of bookmarking a bunch of threads I check out sometimes xD

              They don't panic, yelling and running all through the house when you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
              That one has got to be my favorite lol
              Last edited by Chelsia; 08-16-2012, 08:39 PM.
              If I post something really weird that makes no sense whatsoever it means I'm not mentally there at the time I post it (probably sleep deprived)

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              • #8
                Just red boys cant reply.-__-.and i replied earlier.-_-
                Last edited by lanzrockz; 08-17-2012, 07:18 AM.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by lanzrockz View Post
                  Just red boys cant reply.-__-.and i replied earlier.-_-
                  nawww never said boys can't reply ;p I meant boys better stay out haha, but then again ofc you can read it, only if you don't mind being compared to horses ;p
                  If I post something really weird that makes no sense whatsoever it means I'm not mentally there at the time I post it (probably sleep deprived)

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                  Server: Tree of Life
                  Plane: Eidolon
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