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Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
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Lawyer on His Deathbed
Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside.
"Jack, I've got to confess -- I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years, I'm the father of your daughter, and I've been stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."
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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
From chasing parked cars!SilhouetteYui
ES as LyraLuna, a Not-So-Dark Mage, Warrior, Hunter...(Do I really have Split personality??)
DP as YuiPandora, the Clumsy Dragon Handler (Get's burned every once in a while)
LS as LunaLia, Mage & squirrel, with attitude (the squirrel has it)
CS as ....(no-one knows, but I'm there.. Even I have hard time of knowin* which one..)
Myth as Chira, Wanna-be-Mage (Noob.. Even all the rest noobs are pros compared to this one..)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side
MOM: They didn't. Go back to sleep
JACK NICHOLSON: Cuz it ****** wanted to. That's the ****** reason
BILL GATES: Chicken Office 2014 has been released. Which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, and file your documents
OLVER NORTH: National Security was at stake
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: It didn't cross the road. It transcended it
PLATO: For the greater good
ME: You tell me
THOMAS TORQUEMADA: Give me 10 minutes with the chicken and I'll find out why
SKEPTICAL PEOPLE: Um... what road?
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
JADE CURTISS: We’ve reached a point where the matter cannot be resolved with wordsLast edited by AkiraAgnar; 04-27-2014, 08:14 AM.
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Dead Again
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"SilhouetteYui
ES as LyraLuna, a Not-So-Dark Mage, Warrior, Hunter...(Do I really have Split personality??)
DP as YuiPandora, the Clumsy Dragon Handler (Get's burned every once in a while)
LS as LunaLia, Mage & squirrel, with attitude (the squirrel has it)
CS as ....(no-one knows, but I'm there.. Even I have hard time of knowin* which one..)
Myth as Chira, Wanna-be-Mage (Noob.. Even all the rest noobs are pros compared to this one..)
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