Episode 796
"Shattered dreams!"
"Heeeellp... HEEEELLLLP!", cried a little voice, "Help, I want to spend balens, but the magic pots are broken! Help!"
Suddenly, R2Man appears! "Hmmmm...", he said, "Must be the work of the evil noncashpayers again!" He seeks out every noncashpayer, and then proceeds to knock them out cold. "Now, let's see, it looks like they shattered every pot into pieces; it could take hours to undo this damage!" He sets out on the arduous task, only stopping to accept balens. After 4-6 hours, he finally fixes the last magic pot!
"Thank you R2man, you're my hero! Now I can join you in stomping every noncashpayer into oblivion!", said the talking cash whale. "No problem, it's the least I could do for 50000 balens!", said R2Man. "Alright, it's time for me to be off, I must paste replies onto support tickets! Farewell!" And poof, he vanishes, not to be seen until his income is threatened once more.
Don't miss next week's episode: "A fatal mistake!-The underpriced event packs! R2Man goes all out!"
"Shattered dreams!"
"Heeeellp... HEEEELLLLP!", cried a little voice, "Help, I want to spend balens, but the magic pots are broken! Help!"
Suddenly, R2Man appears! "Hmmmm...", he said, "Must be the work of the evil noncashpayers again!" He seeks out every noncashpayer, and then proceeds to knock them out cold. "Now, let's see, it looks like they shattered every pot into pieces; it could take hours to undo this damage!" He sets out on the arduous task, only stopping to accept balens. After 4-6 hours, he finally fixes the last magic pot!
"Thank you R2man, you're my hero! Now I can join you in stomping every noncashpayer into oblivion!", said the talking cash whale. "No problem, it's the least I could do for 50000 balens!", said R2Man. "Alright, it's time for me to be off, I must paste replies onto support tickets! Farewell!" And poof, he vanishes, not to be seen until his income is threatened once more.
Don't miss next week's episode: "A fatal mistake!-The underpriced event packs! R2Man goes all out!"
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